Coming to Kindle and Smashwords

Coming to Kindle and Smashwords
November 2013

Dec 10, 2012

Radishes moan when groped

World's Best Ever says: "The Sekuhara (translated: Sexual Harassment) Interface is a group of daikon radishes that have been hooked up to electronic sensors to emit moans and groans when groped."
It would be easy to construct a Sekuhara Interface for home use using the

This is the ugly Christmas sweater that defeated all the rest

While you still won't be able to buy that Slayer Christmas sweater you've been wanting ever since you knew it existed, there is another equally hardcore option if you're still in need of something ugly and holiday-themed: the Home Alone sweater. Complete with prancing reindeer on the wearer's biceps and a healthy portion of snowflakes, no one will dare mess with a person wearing an ugly Christmas sweater that says, "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal" on it. Especially if that person has been drinking all of the buttered rum. So, if you find yourself wearing this masterpiece of a garment at a gathering and someone tells you, "You know, that quote isn't technically from Home Alone -- it's from Angels With Filthy Souls," feel free to go Black Bart on them and treat them to a holiday mashup.
I'm kidding. Please do not start a fight in this sweater. Wear it in good health, and in the name of peace on Earth, good will towards men. It's available on the appropriately-named site, for $49.99. God bless us

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Before and After Drugs (Meth)

Tech Companies as Christmas Icons

Tech Companies

A Creepy Elevator Prank Where a Little Scary Girl Appears From Nowhere

In this creepy elevator prank video that aired on the Brazilian SBT variety show Programa Silvio Santos, unknowing pedestrians enter an elevator thinking that they are going to the desired floor, but instead are scared out of their minds when they notice a little (scary looking) girl suddenly standing next to them after the lights flicker off and back on

A Exclusive: A closer look at Catwoman from The Dark Knight Rises blu-ray

(Video link) Need any more convincing that Anne Hathaway made a groovy Catwoman? Here is an inside look (courtesy of Warner Bros.) at how the makers of The Dark Knight Rises approached one of Batman's slickest characters, and why they didn't return to the patent leather bondage route. When I think about how Hathaway went from this to her doomed role in Les Misérables, I also wonder if she and Christian Bale shared any starvation war stories